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The “Wandering Weaver” adapted a technique from a football coach to maximize his production. Instead of push-ups, he would trek a mile for every mistake he made. As he would say, “That’s my cross to bear." Efficient? No. Effective? Perhaps. Hilarious anecdote? Absolutely! Handmade crosses are now #trending in Ireland.
"A man, an ass, and a bitch walk into a bar...", Declan thought, “but what’s the punchline?” A career in comedy has proved more challenging than weaving for him. Still, his smile grew bright as he pulled his mule out of sight. “A poet?”, he thought. “Not to be.”